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50 Shades of (sexy) Pirates

Happy International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day! Woohoo! I mean, uhh, aaaargh argh argh argh me booty n’ ye swab wit’ me gob in the gonk. I don’t know. But I do know that in honor of International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day, I’ve written an article for Quirk Books on my Top 10 Fictional Pirates of all time.

I also know that EL James, author of the bestselling and highly controversial 50 Shades book series, retweeted my article. So if her follow up novel is a Momerotica Pirate epic — well, now you know who to blame.

“AARGH (Our) Top 10 Favorite Pirates” at Quirk Books

Rock N Roll High School

My newest article for Quirk Books is now live, a breakdown of fictional schools to both increase and decrease the impact of your own September woes. Did I mention that it starts with an epigraph from the greatest television show of all time (also known as The Adventures of Pete & Pete)? ‘Cause it does. Now enough dilly-dallying. Go check it out!

“The Best & Worst Fictional Schools Of All Time” at Quirk Books